trying to figure out someone else’s shower
1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home…
scoot scoot scoot
Look at this cute little fucker go
things to not show in school
- a pack of gum